Work = Work Sucks - Set of 5 black ink pens. Never too early to start dreading Monday. I'm starting to feel sick tomorrow. This meeting could have been an email. Same thing different day. Personally victimized by my daily alarm clock.
Teacher = Set of 5 ballpoint ink pens. 4 in black ink, and 1 red ink, perfect for grading! Any teacher is sure to appreciate and laugh at this hilarious pen set. Coffee. Teach. Wine. Repeat. Dreaming of Summer Break Grade Now, Cry Later (red ink) I Teach Therefore I Drink Teaching for the Money and Fame.
Adult = Adulthood - Set of 5 black ink ballpoint pens. Very Reluctant Adult Growing Up Was The Dumbest Thing I've Ever Done Lover Of Cancelled Plans I Need an Adultier Adult So Much For Knowing Everything When I'm Older
Parenting = Set of 5 black ink ballpoint pens. Pens read: It Takes a Village and a Vineyard Sorry I'm Late, I Have Kids I Love My Ungrateful Children My Parenting Style is Called Survivalist RIP Sleeping In
Insult = Set of 5 black ink ballpoint pens. Pens read: If I Agreed With You, We'd Both Be Wrong As Fun as Stepping on a Lego Great Face for Radio What Essential Oil Makes You Go Away As Useful as a Knitted Condom